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The Goodfather used to be a sinner like all of you. He
used to parade around without a care in the world,
exploiting libido for cheap thrills and a quick buck. He
was a beloved competitor in the World Wrestling
Federation, a former Intercontinental Champion.
But now he has given that life up. For you see, the
"Godfather" didn’t really earn his success by
pimping "hos," or "ladies" as any
moral person would call them. The Godfather earned his
success by pimping away his mind, his body and his soul.
He gave up everything that is moral and right, and for
what? Popularity? Success? What about setting a good
example, and being a strong role model for the millions of
people who watch World Wrestling Federation programming?
What’s educational about walking to the ring with
scantily-clad women?
The Goodfather has thrown away his gaudy outfits in
favor of a shirt and tie. He now fights the good fight,
defending what is right in the world through selective
censorship.
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